Liek, stop Liekking: July 2007

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

haiz, computer studies is totally fun, especially when i can use e comp e whole lesson cuz i'm a pro at html. This makes it bad cuz every1 is asking me 2 be their partner for e proj....

oh, n ask yi zu abt he n his gf...=)

Joseph
4:29 AM

v long nvr blogged. did i post abt e french tchr sending me out of class? haiz, anywaez, there's tis super young pe tchr hu was totally weirded. he asked me if i wanted to be exact and asked me to lie down to calculate the breath of e pool.

Length = 8.5 * 1.7m

e petit test was totally freaked. and yi zu....urm nvm.

Joseph
4:18 AM

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

hi every1, haiz, haven blogged 4 a v long time.

2dae was super sux.

super super sux period: English
1st test: History
2nd test: Chn
3rd test: Maths

y english? cuz e animal farm thing i hav 2 giv myself a 0/2000 . that's so weirded. seriously. weirded. n mrs selvan tinks she's super funny... 0/2000.... haiz.

4 history i super extra 1 lahz. giv 3 reasons i gave 5~6...hope i get more marks =)

chn i waste my time muggin..... i mean seriously lah, if it was gonna b tt ez i juz wasted my mug time.

maths is e can die 1. e stupid amc came right after i racked my brains on e chn exam.... my marks confirm super low cuz i got loads of careless mistake....

m i gay? no i'm not.

oh yah, there's tis lame joke:

Let's be gay and merry
Let's be gay and marry

gettit? u diff stuff juz by changing a vowel....HAHAHAHA.

i nvr read a harry potter bk b4 and now my bro bought this deathly hallows book. wah, i still haven read animal farm(shhhh.....).

tml got badminton, can die 1 lahz. my shoulder muscles r super aching after e lugging of my super heavy bag. esp after french. n like wadda, my french tchr is gonna kill me. =) I already got a bad reputation with him liaoz....=( So tml i'm gonna get killed. i bet joseph(lim) is gonna call me during my training to ask abt french stuff again. no, he's gonna ask abt science. he asked me abt stuff almost everyday! like, wad, i'm his servant or sth...

sc proj can die 1. i'm working with john which is not so bad cuz he at least isn't tt much of a slacker, but i always feel that i muz play a super impt. role. in proj. if not i no happy. so i always do all e work in grp work or pair work. then every1 come take me as victim...haiz....

got tis stupid petit test, controle, eoy coming up. can die of stress 1 lahz. i so envy all those non-ri kids lahz. i wish i could go to some lousy sch. then no stress. n then i oso will b super imba in my exams =) if onli....

Joseph
7:19 AM

Friday, July 20, 2007

i'm so dead with e geog tchr.

2nd lesson with her, she going out of classrm, she told me, "ur so dead"

liekk, wadda, juz becuz i'm naughty in her class doesn't giv her right to tell me i'm so dead, or mayb it does but wth. i'm onli naughty in her class, urm and sometimes mrs selvan's class, urm and sometimes mr pang's class....urgh u get e idea.

i guess i'll never be promoted to e knight....HAHAZ. it's juz e rather lame thingy tt my geog tchr comes out with. i'm still a peasant....awww. is there a slave?

anywaez, sj said boonlaysecschbadmintonteamcoach sux. hahaz. marcus is prob gonna kill him. stumbled over his frenster ytd. i was actually finding strokemaker, then found his frenster. wadda, his pics some r weird. nvm. wanna noe weird? go c lionel's. he's really gd at distorting his face.

now hav to go lunch liao. bb. oh yah, stumbled over mr pang's blog as well.

http://lovingeveryday.blogspot.com

Joseph
8:13 PM

Friday, July 13, 2007

4 all those in my badminton training u'd noe wad i mean, 4 those who aren't juz skip e 1st part of e post.

marcus became asst. coach. e other day he was feeding me(dun ask stupid qns) and asked me 2 jump here jump there. then ben and yongle so enthu go take over my place. well, i asked them to take over cuz i super tired liao xD

i always super no stamina 1, can die 1 lahz, i mean if i were to play match i can't even last a 21-pt set. Usually, I win pple cuz they dun make me run =) (pple hu wanna play badminton with me dun read tis =))

Yea, so i make them run by doing lobs, drops, net, lifts....etc. hahaz. v ez trash sum pple...=)

Now, still thinking of e 100k (those hu are in my church would noe)

Anywaez, 2dae my eng tchr scold me(4 no apparent reason - well it's collective)

Actually, she scold edward like xiao 1, then after tt bring me in, n then bring andre in, then brandon, then bryan, then elwin, then bennett, then wen wei, then this and that (we get to waste e lesson xD) Re is liek LIEK super rush cuz we had to add formal letter and interview qns draft and blah blah blah. So Nat didn't wan me to use his comp cuz he wanted to do sth else in e final product which he was doing 4 e past few mths....hmmm, get ur priorities rite pple.

Our re grp is e best(tks 2 me~ tq!) n now i hav to tolerate some nonsense becuz i'm a cec. actually e whole class, cuz we lost e class key 4 e third time.

1st time lost class key - Lost by treasurer(ME) - 2 days after recieving - 200 word essay
2nd time lost class key - Lost by Asst. Monitor - 1.5 days after recieving - 400 word essay
3rd time lost class key - Lost by Asst. Monitor(again) - 5 min after recieving - ???

Yes, wadeva, u noe no1 really cares abt ur 'it got stolen' excuse. Mayb instead of explaining, u guys shld do more apologizing. tt would work better =)

Haiz, prob 800 word essay? 1.6k words?

Band....

nvr bring pe did 20 push-ups, apparently bumsoo didn't shout loud enuf so when we got to 6 we had to do again(bumsoo hardly did cuz he's not tt fit though).... then e snr(kirk) told us if we can't do push-ups then we do sit-ups instead. shld hav said earlier lahz, then i can fake not being able to do push-ups....xD

bye bye 4 now, u wicked little creatures xD

Joseph
7:48 AM

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

i recommend a few books:

That none should perish by Ed Silvoso

Chasing the Dragon by Jackie Pullinger

although this is not the looks of the book that i bought

Why Yi Zu is called Zi Yu by Joseph Lee

22nd Century Fantasy by Tan Yi Zu (Zi Yu)

-NO IMAGE-

Joseph
6:59 AM

we're so in trouble with mr pang (our physics tchr). Cuz firstly, mr ang heard our complaining to mr pang and us teasing him by counting 1-10 slowly. ARGH!

Oh, and there's tis person called zi yu which is super super similar to yi zu....hahaz. i like e joke.

well e french is gonna kill me soon especially becuz of e roleplay thingy. sux. dunno y we hav 2 do it. luckily, nxt wk is e-learning wk. mayb i can go back rosyth band...hee.

Well, liek my form tchr doesn't wanna change my place. It's.... sth in words undescribable 2 sit at where i'm sitting now. Y? cuz e tchrs can hear every joke i crack abt the tchrs. then got 1 time i was saying, "U'd like to stop tt now" which sounded like mrs selvan and well i had to do 10 push-ups. i pretended not to be able to do real push-ups....hee.

Joseph
1:55 AM

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

TIME 2 POST. MY MONOPOLY IS NOT WORKING! SOME OF E BUTTONS CANNOT PRESS! ARGH!

My french tchr is totally against me. I ask a qn, he doesn't answer. He juz says, "Sometimes I answer ur qns, sometimes i dun" n e next qn tt he gives a student is: "Je n'aime pas Joseph question. Et toi?(translated: I don't like Joseph's question. Do you?) And the student answers(n i dun even noe e name of e student) : "Moi non plus (translated: me too)" E FRENCH TCHR IS TOTALLY AGAINST ME =) n against theodore, against alot of pple. 1 gd thing is he asked me and theodore 2 go on holiday 2gether(so he can get rid of us =() hahaz.

Now, my maths tchr tinks i'm being too act-smart cuz i dun bring his w/s every lesson. Well, wad can i say? I AM SMART! xD. & SOME PPLE juz can't accept e fact tt HE'S NOT ALWAYS RITE JUZ BECUZ HE'S IN A HIGHER POSITION. All he says is Know your place. Don't come and act smart with me. blah blah blah. can die 1 u noe =|

Haiz, i wonder if e geog relief tchr next time would b nicer than mrs lim =)) Let's hope our CLE Tchr wun scold us so much as well xD

Joseph
5:10 AM

Monday, July 9, 2007

Poem i have made which i shall share cuz it was liek commented by jeremy teoh.

Relationships acrostic poem

Relationships are sometimes very complicated,
Especially in relationships where seeds of love between two were planted.
Love can make people do weird things so their feelings could be expressed,
As weird as though the sun has risen from the west.
To some, darkness is like troubles, pounding,
In the midst of it, there is love like a bright light shining.
Only few, unfortunately, perceive true love the way it is,
Not many see that love is more than just a ‘swoosh’ down the love boat seeing the silvery scales of fishes,
Selfless, patient, kind, gentle, forgiving, persevering,
Have the world lost the true meaning of love? I was wondering.
Is it true that divorce cases are rising because people think love is all about kissing?
Perception of love is sometimes very important,
So important, without it, true love in relationships is absent.

This poem is an apt description of human relationships and the theme of love is highly evident in the entire poem. Similes and metaphors used, such as "As weird as though the sun has risen from the west." and "In the midst of it, there is love like a bright light shining" also evoke powerful imagery in the mind of the reader. Though poetic devices such as alliteration and onomatopoeia can be used more frequently, all in all this poem is a well-written one.
-Jeremy Teoh

This is juz draft. e final 1 i did not type it out cuz i dun hav it now. e other 2 poems i made were super n i'll type it out when i get it back frm mrs selvan

Joseph
2:32 AM

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Liek, this is freak! firstly, i didn't get into e imoj team =( but at least i dun hav 2 go 4 8 saturdays straight =) secondly, 2dae got 4 friggin tests =( but i did quite well 4 some of them =) thirdly, 2dae got band which makes e day quite bad =( but 2dae's kaijun's bdae. Happy BDae! Theme of his bdae this yr: It's the thought that counts! =) Fourthly, mrs selvan thinks yi zu is mature =( but if mrs selvan thinks yi zu is mature then every1 in e whole wide word is mature =) fifthly, tml got french and i hav super lot of h/w to do =( but if i dun do, the WHOLE GRP gets extra work =) Sixthly, fri i got like wad band frm 2 till 9+ =( but i'm going 2 perform =) Seventhly... it goes on and on and on and on

Joseph
6:07 AM

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